Michael Bay’s latest disasterpiece is hitting theaters (and continuing to rape my childhood). Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a terrible actress.
Archives for June 2011
Maybe my lack of interest in Green Lantern is based on some kind of juvenile rivalry which once existed between Marvel and DC.
‘Cloverfield’ wasn’t about a giant Godzilla-esque monster, ‘Star Trek’ wasn’t about warp drive or other futuristic technologies, and ‘LOST’ wasn’t about a mysterious three toed statue or displaced polar bears. What JJ Abrams excels at is telling stories about people while distracting the audience with something quite outlandish. That’s unfortunate. I think he’s trying to […]