Movies

The 1995 movie Hackers is so bad that you have to watch it on purpose, with the intention of seeing a really bad movie. You could not, having seen the poster artwork, assume that it might actually be good. The 1995 movie Hackers is so bad that you have to watch it on purpose … … Read more

Alien Covenant was such a disappointment. I’m not sure Ridley Scott actually wants to make a successful Alien movie. He should have allowed Neill Blomkamp to make a sequel to the 1986 James Cameron film “Aliens”. As much as I love the Alien film franchise, Alien Covenant couldn’t even get me to the theater. The … Read more

Noomi Rapace stars in “What Happened To Monday”, a Netflix original movie set in a dystopian future where over-population threatens the continued existence of the human race. The effects of global over-population push the human race to the brink of starvation. Western civilization has collapsed but Britain soldiers on. In a final attempt to save … Read more

Kill Command is a 2016 sci-fi/action movie set in a not-so-distant future, in which a squad of soldiers face off against autonomous war machines. Their routine training-mission goes awry when a tech industry’s latest battle platform becomes self-aware. Kill Command raises questions about Autonomous warfare. In the film, Harbinger Robotics is a giant industrial technology … Read more

Children Of Men is a 2006 Movie based on a novel by P. D. James; featuring Clive Owen and Julianne Moore. The film is set during the year 2027, in a quasi-apocalyptic world where the human race has become infertile. It has been over eighteen years since the last baby was born. Without hope for … Read more

Resident Evil: The final Chapter. I predicted that this last installment would probably be a fun, action packed movie. Biscuits was not so optimistic. Despite some reservations, we decided to see Resident Evil: The final Chapter. I predicted that this final installment in the Resident Evil franchise would probably be a fun, action packed movie. … Read more

Don’t you hate it when your boss calls and you know the only reason he’s calling is to assign you extra work? Scoot McNairy knows exactly how you feel in the 2010 Gareth Edwards film “Monsters”. Don’t you hate it when your boss calls … and you know the only reason he’s calling is to … Read more

Underworld: Blood Wars takes place shortly after the shockingly forgettable “Underworld Awakening”. With a new Lycan leader comes the threat of a new war. Even though Underworld: Blood Wars met all of our exceedingly low expectations, the latest installment isn’t a very good movie; even when measured against the low bar of previous Underworld films. … Read more

We have finally, just now gotten around to seeing Rogue One: A Star Wars story. I know it seems like the kind of thing we would rush to the theaters to see on the preview night, But it’s the holiday season and I’m not getting paid to do these smarmy reviews so… better late than … Read more

Interstellar received a lot of praise from both critics and scientists. Seldom do I find a movie of such critical acclaim to be awesomely bad Interstellar received a lot of praise from both critics and scientists. Seldom do I find a movie of such critical acclaim to be “Awesomely Bad”. Then again, I do like … Read more