A New Year’s Resolution for 2024

So we’ve tallied another lap around the sun without annihilating ourselves. That’s three hundred sixty-six days this time, because it was a leap year.

It’s time once again to make our New Year’s Resolutions, as we do. Will you pledge to a Planet Fitness membership; that you’ll ultimately forget about until they bill for their annual fee? Allegedly it’s a “once-a-year charge that covers routine maintenance, equipment upgrades, and club operations.”

Can you guess what I am going to commit to this year?

In this new year, I resolve that when recording the current date on documents, I will endeavor to note the year as “2024” instead of absentmindedly continuing to use “2023” as I have done for the previous year.

Yeah. Happy New Year.


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