Alien Covenant was such a disappointment. I'm not sure Ridley Scott actually wants to make a successful Alien movie. He should have allowed Neill Blomkamp to make a sequel to the 1986 James Cameron film "Aliens". As much as I love the Alien film franchise, Alien Covenant … [Read more...] about Alien Covenant was a confusing disappointment
Don't you hate it when your boss calls … and you know the only reason he's calling is to assign you extra work? Scoot McNairy knows exactly how you feel in the 2010 Gareth Edwards film "Monsters". After seeing Rogue One and deciding that Gareth Edwards must obviously have some … [Read more...] about Gareth Edwards’ Monsters: Whitney Able isn’t afraid
Even though Underworld: Blood Wars met all of our exceedingly low expectations, the latest installment isn’t a very good movie; even when measured against the low bar of previous Underworld films. This isn’t a full review and I highly doubt I’ll dedicate the time to do one … [Read more...] about Underworld: Blood Wars. I need a transfusion.
For reasons I may never truly understand, ParticleShock Actual decided my life wouldn't be complete without witnessing the cinematic masterpiece that is "Tusk". Unfortunately for me though, he was completely right. As many movies as I've seen, (more than I care to admit), I will … [Read more...] about Tusk? Please, Kevin Smith, not another walrus
Shin Godzilla or Godzilla Resurgence is the first Japanese Godzilla movie to be made after Gareth Edwards' 2014 Godzilla film. For as long as American studios have been making Godzilla movies, I have maintained that the king of monsters should be left to TOHO Japan. I'm not sure … [Read more...] about Shin Godzilla: The king of monsters looks gross
I’ve just finally gotten around to seeing Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice and I was reminded once again that, at least In Zack Snyder’s imagining, Kryptonian technology is very organic … and moist. I’m not gonna lie, it’s gross. I was half expecting to hear some dialog … [Read more...] about On the Topic of Kryptonian Technology
The latest trailer for Ridley Scott’s Prometheus was released on Saturday and it is Intense! The footage hints at an intriguing search for the origins of humanity. There is also a UK trailer that’s a little less action packed, but also less … [Read more...] about UK Prometheus trailer explains exactly nothing
“Jerry… that’s a horrible vampire name.” I purposely skipped seeing the new Fright Night in theaters. I’m generally not a fan of franchise reboot movies. Occasionally it is nice to see a familiar subject re-imagined with current cinematic technology. Unfortunately the new films … [Read more...] about 2011 remake of Fright Night available on Blu-Ray