No frills all purpose heavy duty contact form.

This amazingly powerful, yet self-explanatory, contact form can be used to send a message to whoever runs this stupid website.
  • What am I supposed to call you?
  • Hey listen man, I'm not going to send you any nasty spam. This field is only required to discourage abuse. If you actually expect a reply, I need to know where to send it.
  • All the cool kids have their own domain but You can send your twitter.
  • This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.