Hello there. Are you trying to contact me but can’t seem to find me on facebook? As much as I would love to hear from you, I choose to avoid facebook. If you value your privacy you might consider avoiding it as well. You can however, use this rather self-explanatory contact form to send a message. You can also find me on Twitter.

Yes, I’m aware that many websites track your activity. I just find facebook to be particularly offensive

You know what to do: